Chris

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Chris

Polyglot in Both Code and Cloud | I Speak All Dialects of Expensive

Two decades of making computers do useful things while everyone else makes slide decks. I burn through tokens like a boyscout with a flamethrower. I turn legacy nightmares into money-printing machines. I make cloud bills disappear like magic (it's called "reading the documentation"). I architect infrastructure that doesn't fall over when someone sneezes, unlike that Kubernetes …

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